I was at the grocery store with my teenager.
I asked him to go and grab a box of pre-washed organic salad greens (he knows which varieties I usually choose). He took a box from the display and tossed it into the cart. Literally.
Then he said: “That’s what’s nice about a box of salad: you can toss it… Ha! Tossed salad! Get it?”
It was like being in a “Zits” comic.