I was at the grocery store with my teenager.

I asked him to go and grab a box of pre-washed organic salad greens (he knows which varieties I usually choose). He took a box from the display and tossed it into the cart. Literally.

Then he said: “That’s what’s nice about a box of salad: you can toss it… Ha! Tossed salad! Get it?”

It was like being in a “Zits” comic.

(http://zitscomics.com)